HOTTIES
HeloHookers
HOT. FAST. AIRBORNE.
"Why chase tail when we drop it on your doorstep?"
How It Works
You Get Lonely
You Call Us
We Deploy
She Lands
Magic Happens
We Extract
The Quickie
One smoking hot companion, dropped at your door. 2-hour minimum. She does that thing you like. Extraction included before things get weird.
The All-Nighter
She arrives at sunset. Multiple rounds encouraged. We extract at sunrise so you can pretend it was all a dream.
The Party Drop
Multiple companions. Multiple helicopters. One legendary night. We'll circle back when you tap out. Hydration recommended.
Why Choose HeloHookers?
Air-Dropped Hotties
She falls from the sky in 30 minutes or less. Your neighbors will have questions. Don't answer them.
Zero Evidence
No texts. No receipts. Our pilots forget faces. What helicopter? We don't know what you're talking about.
Stamina Optional
She'll be there longer than you'll last. We guarantee it. No judgment—it's been a long week.
Ghost Protocol
When you're done, we swoop. She vanishes. No awkward morning coffee. No 'I had a nice time' texts.
Very Satisfied Customers
"Annual guys ski trip to Aspen. Told the wives we were hitting the black diamonds. We were. Just not the ones on the mountain. HeloHookers landed three blondes right on the chalet deck. Best powder day ever."
"Destiny dropped onto my yacht in heels and a smile. Six hours later I was exhausted and she was airlifted out like nothing happened. My wife thinks I was deep sea fishing. I mean, I was deep in something."
Ready for a Special Delivery?
Stop swiping right. We'll drop a stunning woman anywhere you want. She's ready. Are you?
*Rooftop, yacht, or backyard landing. Champagne included. Discretion guaranteed. Your secret is safe with us.
HeloHookers is not responsible for: noise complaints, startled neighbors, or the look on your doorman's face when a woman rappels onto your balcony.
All companions are independent contractors who genuinely enjoy their work. Like, suspiciously enjoy it. It's their whole vibe.
We accept crypto, wire transfers, and briefcases of cash. No Venmo—we're discreet and so are you.